If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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