There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
