if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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