That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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