do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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