She said her name was "party"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I party with great urgency now.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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