so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!