ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?