During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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