Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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