we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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