im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I stole a fireplace last night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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