Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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