i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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