dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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