how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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