i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize