i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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