so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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