You're my little dorito
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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