I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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