wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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