How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
