it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
it hurts more in the daytime
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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