Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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