are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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