You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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