This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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