Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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