there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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