Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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