Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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