did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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