Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
