we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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