Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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