we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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