quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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