I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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