Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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