you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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