no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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