New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
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