if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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