id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
operation harelip BJ is a go
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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