So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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