Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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