I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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