Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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nutella sex= disaster
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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