yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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