I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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