Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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