super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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