Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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