Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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